i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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