at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
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His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
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Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
im on a boat
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