The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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