I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
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I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
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A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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