she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
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I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
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I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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