Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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