Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
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