i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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