okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
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he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
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This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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