Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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