so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
did i just pee glitter
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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