He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
