Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
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