does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
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I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
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drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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