"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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