I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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