i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
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every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
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show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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