so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
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Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
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Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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