so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
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My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
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Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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