I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
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He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
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I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Come on in and take your pants off
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