Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
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The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
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But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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