oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
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The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
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Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
She made me pour olive oil on her.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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