I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
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I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
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The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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