Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
