Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
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I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
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Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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