My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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