There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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