Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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