if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
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If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
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My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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