It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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