well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
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Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
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She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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