I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
COCAINE IS GR8
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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