No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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