Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
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She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
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I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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