I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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