office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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