I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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