You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
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No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
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I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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