I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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