I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
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there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
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I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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