think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
How external is "for external use only"?
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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