My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Randomize
