JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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