Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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