drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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