I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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