just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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