marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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