at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
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She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
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He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
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The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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