the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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