I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
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The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
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I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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