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the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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