This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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