Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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