her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
where are my eyebrows?
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