you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
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You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
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I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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