I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
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